weekly exploits: april fools!!

guess what!

per family tradition, i pulled all kinds of pranks on my parents yesterday.

i pointed the shower head to spray dad in the face (classic)
 
i helped mom make fake "orange juice" out of mac and cheese sauce powder for dad to drink at dinner (gross...what can I say, I'm learning my pranking from the best...thanks for the idea uncle chris) 

i put chocolate in my diaper to freak out dad (ok, not really, that's disgusting and it already takes a lot of pleading to get him to wipe my bum)

and then the parental units tried to pull a fast one on me:


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they showed me this:

haha. very funny. two babies in a picture. cute.

wait...our two babies? in mom's tummy?

that's baloney. babies don't grow in tummies, they grow in uteruses otherwise they'd get covered in food...learned that from my dad and bobsie, thank you very much. i see through this trick.  plus, you can't make big announcements like that on april fool's day, no one will believe you (like uncle chris's recent "engagement"). better luck next year, i won't fall for this nonsense.


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"april fools" they said to me all flippantly. "it's just one baby".

phew. looks like some kind of alien to me, but at least it's not two babies, i only have so much energy to help change someone else's diapers (with or without chocolate in them). i need some time to think this over, that's still a lot to swallow...you say i have until October until it comes out? it'll just come and play for a few days, right?

that's right! it's no joke (hence why this post was NOT exactly on april fool's day)
Baby J. #2 coming this fall

it's gonna get rowdy over in this house. better perfect my pranks so I can continue to add to the madness and not lose my reputation as a "crazy nutter" to this punk the size of a walnut (actually my mother corrects me...apparently it's approaching apple size...yikes no wonder she's got a little pooch belly like me these days).